If there’s anyone in the Catholic blogosphere who has no business publishing 2000 posts, it’s me.
And this is my 2000th.
I thought about writing something profound in honor of this occasion, but then I thought it’s not so much an occasion as it is a milestone, and ‘milestone’ is one letter removed from ‘millstone’, and millstones can provoke Biblical unpleasant thoughts, and I didn’t want you to suffer any Biblical unpleasant thoughts while reading about how that this is my 2000th post.
Unless the fact that I’ve written 2000 posts causes you to suffer unpleasant thoughts – in which case, maybe you do deserve a millstone after all.
Anyway, I’ve composed a prayer for this occasion:
Lord, in Your mercy and charity, please spare them from another 2000, if it be according to Thy will. Amen.
Thanks for reading, everybody. I’ll try to get better at this, really I will.