“In the latest sign that America is obviously headed to hell in a hand basket, a 16-year-old female altar server at a Catholic parish in Pittsburgh has accused a priest of forcing her to perform lap dances for male altar servers in his rectory.
“The St Mattress of the Holy Springs female server says the priest, Fr Louie la Leche, also kissed her on the lips in the sacristy, according to CBS Pittsburgh.
Police charge that la Leche, 29, also encouraged her to attend a hotel party where the festivities would have included a striptease…”
There are people in this world who would be happy if the above was a real story. You know it, and I know it.
No, here’s the real story, from The Daily Caller.
In the latest sign that America is obviously headed to hell in a hand basket, a 16-year-old student at a public high school in Pittsburgh has accused a teacher of forcing her to perform lap dances for male students in his computer technology class.
The Perry Traditional Academy student says the teacher, Michael White, also kissed her on the lips in a classroom, according to CBS Pittsburgh.
Police charge that White, 29, also encouraged her to attend a hotel party where the festivities would have included a striptease.
The girl declined, she said. However, the criminal complaint against White charges that the computer technology Lothario later seduced the girl into leaving school without permission and having sex at his house. This occurred at least twice, and the teacher also allegedly plied the teen with alcohol and marijuana.
“It would be (expletive) if you got pregnant by a teacher,” he reportedly said.
It’s unclear exactly what that mysterious expletive was.
The teacher has also been accused of touching a 15-year-old student inappropriately, adds the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
White’s arrest on Wednesday was action-packed. Police said they had to kick his door down because he wouldn’t let them in without a warrant.
I didn’t say it was a better story, just the real story. It’s sick either way. But I bet you yesterday’s coleslaw (I like coleslaw) that there are people out there who wish WISH WISH my version was the real story.
Imagine the national coverage – your tv’s would be melting from the outrage. The National Schismatic Reporter would be accusing the bishop of something or other. The entire Catholic Church would be indicted. And it would go on for days.
I predict this goes away in a day or so.
If only public school teachers could marry. If only they would allow female teachers….