Attention all Catholic bloggers!!
In the event that your blog experiences reduced traffic during the next 36 to 48 hours, it is important that you do not panic.
I repeat,
DO NOT PANIC!!!
There is no reason to be alarmed. Thousands upon thousands of faithful blog readers are currently in Washington DC for the March for Life, and thus are unable to read your posts. Furthermore, many Catholic blog readers who are not attending the March for Life are most likely watching it on EWTN and tweeting about it. Or, they’re writing 7 Quick Take posts for Conversion Diary…
In any case, this condition should correct itself within the next 36 to 48 hours.
If your blog generates revenue, whether by ads or any other system, and should this expected drop in traffic cause any amount of economic hardship, the USCCB has established a special fund to assist you during your time of need. Simply go to the USCCB website, click on the “New Evangelization” tab, and open the “Catholic Bloggers Restitution Fund” worksheet. Complete and submit the form online, and within six to eight weeks, you will receive your funds.
Thank you for your time and attention. This has been a Public Service Announcement courtesy of the AoftheA/St. Blogs Parish Reduced Traffic Alert System.
“Catholic Bloggers Restitution Fund”
LOL
If only.
Larry – have I told you lately that I love you? If not – be assured I do.
Aw, thanks Duchess!
You forgot to do the appeal to the masses to contribute to the Catholic Blgogers Restitution Fund, for just pennies a day, you can feed a hungry blogger who provides you with daily moments of humor, insight, snarky respite from a self indulgent world.
Will there be a special collection during Mass for the CBRF?