Throughout history, there have been movies that should never have been made. Ishtar. Heaven’s Gate. The Happening. Grease 2. Anything starring that Jim Varney dude.
As bad as those were, this one might eclipse them all.
Direct to video, which is good, because that’ll mean no one will see you purchase tickets or enter the theatre. You can watch via Netflix and no one will ever know.
Just for fun – what’s the worst movie you admit to having seen? Go on – your secret’s safe with me – tell me in the combox. For me, one of the worst ones I recall seeing was Earth Girls Are Easy with Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis. I don’t even want to look it up on Youtube to see why it was so cringingly bad – it’s taken me this long to forget the majority of it, so if I look at any clips of it now, all those years will have been wasted.