These headlines go quite well with “Kitten Caboodle Noodle Streudel”. If the USCCB doesn’t shut these conservative Catholic blogs down, PETA surely will. Your head’s definitely on the chopping block now
We’re finding the future quite droll,
you’ll agree unless you’re not a prole,
but some quaint patriarch
who will drown in the Barque
when the NCR’s full in control!
Once again I find myself fighting to avoid ROTFLOL as I am at the public library.
I can see Joan! The Musical being done in the style of Evita! since you have A.L. Webber penning it. However, the picture of Joanie you used makes me think that it should be done more in the style of a Wagnerian opera.
Biden’s book would probably be full of plagiarisms given what we found out during the “88 campaign.
Next headline after Nancy’s (faux) ordination: RCWP Bishops elect Pelosi Pope Nan the 1st.
PS If the USCCB/blogging headline should become real, I’ll be right behind you in contacting Thomas More Law Center.
I once sent that cute picture of the beagle puppy to my pastor and asked if I could use it as an “act of contrition.” He answered, “A perfect act of contrition.”
Thank you, Father. On my deathbed, if I can’t talk, I’m using it! : – )
These headlines go quite well with “Kitten Caboodle Noodle Streudel”. If the USCCB doesn’t shut these conservative Catholic blogs down, PETA surely will. Your head’s definitely on the chopping block now
LOL, yes the stuff of nightmares!
We’re finding the future quite droll,
you’ll agree unless you’re not a prole,
but some quaint patriarch
who will drown in the Barque
when the NCR’s full in control!
(Cue maniacal laughter.)
Once again I find myself fighting to avoid ROTFLOL as I am at the public library.
I can see Joan! The Musical being done in the style of Evita! since you have A.L. Webber penning it. However, the picture of Joanie you used makes me think that it should be done more in the style of a Wagnerian opera.
Biden’s book would probably be full of plagiarisms given what we found out during the “88 campaign.
Next headline after Nancy’s (faux) ordination: RCWP Bishops elect Pelosi Pope Nan the 1st.
PS If the USCCB/blogging headline should become real, I’ll be right behind you in contacting Thomas More Law Center.
Fr. Chu-Toi??? You owe me a new keyboard!
You are the funniest man on the blogosphere.
(But have you been quoted by a Bishop? ‘Cause I have!)
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These just about gave me a heart attack. I wasn’t sure if they were real or not until I read further down.
Nancy Pelosi wouldn’t wear a chasuble…very few women who act as ‘priests’ actually vest in anything that resembles a full set of vestments.
LOLing.
I once sent that cute picture of the beagle puppy to my pastor and asked if I could use it as an “act of contrition.” He answered, “A perfect act of contrition.”
Thank you, Father. On my deathbed, if I can’t talk, I’m using it! : – )