8 NCReporter Headlines I Hope To Never See

This is the stuff of nightmares, folks.

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Such things keep me awake at night…because they might just happen.

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11 Responses

  1. These headlines go quite well with “Kitten Caboodle Noodle Streudel”. If the USCCB doesn’t shut these conservative Catholic blogs down, PETA surely will. Your head’s definitely on the chopping block now ;)

  2. We’re finding the future quite droll,
    you’ll agree unless you’re not a prole,
    but some quaint patriarch
    who will drown in the Barque
    when the NCR’s full in control!

    (Cue maniacal laughter.)

  3. Once again I find myself fighting to avoid ROTFLOL as I am at the public library.
    I can see Joan! The Musical being done in the style of Evita! since you have A.L. Webber penning it. However, the picture of Joanie you used makes me think that it should be done more in the style of a Wagnerian opera.
    Biden’s book would probably be full of plagiarisms given what we found out during the “88 campaign.
    Next headline after Nancy’s (faux) ordination: RCWP Bishops elect Pelosi Pope Nan the 1st.
    PS If the USCCB/blogging headline should become real, I’ll be right behind you in contacting Thomas More Law Center. ;)

  4. You are the funniest man on the blogosphere.

    (But have you been quoted by a Bishop? ‘Cause I have!)

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  6. Nancy Pelosi wouldn’t wear a chasuble…very few women who act as ‘priests’ actually vest in anything that resembles a full set of vestments.

  7. I once sent that cute picture of the beagle puppy to my pastor and asked if I could use it as an “act of contrition.” He answered, “A perfect act of contrition.”

    Thank you, Father. On my deathbed, if I can’t talk, I’m using it! : – )

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